Monday, October 21, 2013

THE CONDENSED READ: WEST HAM away

Tiny darting poets in football boots put Bubbles Eleven to the sword. 

We never win away.

Sam Allardyce a placid bull who has just seen a large insect fly fast and straight up his massive wet hooter; Alvaro Negredo a raging bull going for a brisk trot through a field of daisies. His shot to the bar a piece of venomous beauty that goes unrewarded. Bu there will be reward in another world.


Silva, Fernandinho dance the foxtrot, but way too fast for Messrs Nolan and Noble, the Haircut Brothers. Home defenders manage same level of intimacy with City's pacy, elusive strikers as this correspondent has with Natalie Portman. Chase chase chase and end up panting.

Aleksander Kolarov strutting around like Field Marshall Josep Tito in one of his most coherent periods. I shall go to High Society Plzen to be with Liza Spuner and to see Manchester City in the Champions League!

All around tiny darting poets. They are speaking softly to us in rhyme and verse. Believe in us, they whisper, for there is magic in the air.

We sometimes win away.

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2 comments:

  1. As much as I appreciate the Kolarov as Marshall Tito imagery, the joy it brings pales next to the euphoria that burbles up from a deep place within me, thanks to John Woodmorappe. How did Noah manage to find room for dinosaurs? He brought baby dinos! As brilliant and subtle and elegant as Negredo's redirection to Aguero, leading to a Goal Two.

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    1. He has indeed been to a very special place to produce that

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