Monday, August 19, 2013


Season 2013-2014 in three words

1) MANCHESTER CITY: Holistic to ballistic

2) CHELSEA: Relentless Mister Mourinho

3) MANCHESTER UNITED: Year zero begins

4) TOTTENHAM: Big (Bale) breakthrough

5) EVERTON: School of craft

6) ARSENAL: Nil by mouth

7) LIVERPOOL: Last bus home

8) SOUTHAMPTON: Launch Pochettino battleships

9) ASTON VILLA: Doing Lambert Walk

10) SWANSEA: Laudrup's last waltz

11) NORWICH: Ricky van Wolfswinkel

12) WEST HAM: Forever playing percentages

13) WEST BROM: No Lukaku, Anelka

14) SUNDERLAND: Luck not judgement

15) CARDIFF: Hark thou hear

16) NEWCASTLE: Cirque sans soleil

17) FULHAM: Moonwalk in gumboots

18) STOKE: Managerial superiority complex

19) HULL: Streets of San-Francisco

20) CRYSTAL PALACE: Holloway’s hollow hologram

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant Simon. Best football blog of the summer. "Come on you Blues".


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