Saturday, December 23, 2023

DESERT DISPATCH

Mike Hammond has followed City home and away since the early 80s and made it to Jeddah to see history made. Here are his impressions of five days in the Desert Kingdom:



I understand that we all live in our own bubble and our reality is our reality alone so this can only be my observations of Saudi Arabia. 

My reality ahead of this journey was one of utter ignorance. Obviously, like most people in the UK, I had read and heard about life in the Kingdom. The brutal Kashoggi murder, the Newcastle/sportswashing articles, the Jordan Henderson scorn and the awarding of the World Cup. 


It’s hard to know how balanced those articles have been as I had no reality to cross check & there are very few pro-Saudi articles in the British media. Having said all that I think I broadly took the view as presented. 


If I could sum it all up it would be along the lines of the DM sent to me after last night's final that this country is a brutal dictatorship with appalling human rights suppressions. 


So how does one tally all of that with the experience as an individual traveller? 


You can’t. I’m a privileged westerner, with all the associated rights and freedoms that go along with that luxury, and I’m not a threat to the state. So, in essence, I’m free to do whatever I want. 

First impressions are, of course, the airport, which is hugely impressive and efficient, in stark contrast to any in the UK. The immigration process was stress-free and we were welcomed from the start. I’ll be honest: there’s almost nothing to do here. It’s not a tourist city. The number 3 thing to do on TripAdvisor is a walk down a path & number 4 is to look at a flag pole


I should say that they DO have an indoor zoo which is drawing some admiring glances on the tourist trail. Amongst its attractions are lemurs, monkeys and dogs. Dogs. In a zoo. 


It’s also in a state of mass rebuilding. In the day it is, to be kind, a total shithole. But at night it’s like you’ve been transported to a magical place. It looks AMAZING! You can’t see the crap and the derelict buildings and everything is beautifully spot-lit & looks shiny and new. 


Luckily for my travelling mates and me, our body clock was skewed heavily to the night. Plus, there’s no reason to wake up early unless you want to watch some PrimeMutton videos - which luckily I did. 


Normally on a ‘City away’ quite a lot of time is spent boozing. And I won’t lie, some of the great cafes we went too over here would have been mega with a gin and tonic or a pint. But it wasn’t an option so our drink of choice was an Oreo Milkshake. You can drink a surprising amount of these it turns out. 


The best thing about Jeddah, though, is the people. You’ll never meet a friendlier, more inquisitive, more accommodating group of people anywhere in the world. It’s truly astonishing how friendly they are. Every single person, even people you walk past in the street. 


The second best is the food. Saudi is a nation of immigration and you can get food from all over the world. Our highlight was a Bangladeshi cafe that produced the best curry I’ve ever had. We were treated like kings & after a huge lunch the bill for 5 of us was about £25 in total. 


So what else? Well when we checked in at our hotel, the concierge took one look at Liam and I and asked would we want to share one big bed or a twin room. I was genuinely flabbergasted that this was even suggested. What a few days away! 


Public transport is non-existent so all travel is by car. Even relatively short journeys. UBERs are plentiful and cheap, which is great because it’s impossible to cross the roads here. They’re all 4 lanes each way and the driving is a joke. It made Istanbul look disciplined. 


Clothing? We were happily wandering about in shorts and t-shirts. And if you’re by the pool swimwear is, of course, fine. Bikinis absolutely fine for women as well. Again, not what I was led to believe. 


So, a World Cup in a decade. The locals were pretty sure that well before then alcohol will be allowed in the kingdom. My assumption is public transport to and from the stadiums will all be in place by then too. The stadium itself was magnificent. Beautiful on the outside and amazing on the inside. Great atmosphere, comfortable and loads of concession stands etc. and again, the people. They are football mad. Boys, girls, men and women all watching. All going mental. 


Arriving in Jeddah, I’m embarrassed to say, I genuinely thought it would be like something from the dark ages. The reality, my reality, is of a friendly country, modernising at an incredible rate. And by modernising I don’t necessarily mean Westernising (although places like Maccies AKA ‘the office’ and Nando’s are all over), they are proud of their religion, culture and history. 


And why shouldn’t they be?





Thursday, December 14, 2023

RUNNERS AND RIDERS

City go into Monday's Champions League knockout round draw with the following possible opponents (in bold via Mancity.com):


Of these sides, City have played PSG the most, 7 times in all, followed by 4 each against Napoli, Porto and FC Copenhagen. 

City's first encounter with the Parisiens dates back to 2008, a meandering odyssey of a European campaign that took in the Faroe Islands, Denmark three times and a weird lop-sided 5-team group format that saw some teams played at home only, others away only. PSG were only played in Manchester that season, hence the uneven total of games played against the French champions (7). An uninspiring 0-0 draw was perhaps predictable with City's attack featuring Jo, Darius Vassell and Daniel Sturridge. PSG hit back with their own non-scoring attack of Chelsea failure Mateja Kežman, with another ageing ex-Pensioner Claude Makélélé prompting in midfield.

The inevitable Jo

Since then, City's record against the French is good (4 wins, a draw and a defeat) and there is nothing to see from this season's PSG side that would offer reasons for fear if drawn against them at this stage. They came through a tough group featuring Newcastle, Milan and Dortmund, but escaped by the skin of their teeth in a tight finish.

A tie against Napoli would have been unwanted last season, but this year's form has been soft and Inter would now provide a sterner challenge and a repeat of last year's final. Napoli were City's first-ever Champions League opponents in 2011 and the record against them is Played 4, Won 2 Drawn 1 Lost 1.
It was during the superb 4-2 win at the San Paolo in 2017 that Sergio Aguero broke the City scoring record. 

Aguero celebrates in the San Paolo


Last year's final is the only time City have played Inter, while the other possible Italian opponents, Lazio, have never been faced in European competition. They did provide City's opposition for the annual Thomas Cook preseason trophy match in August 2004, however, being well beaten 3-1 by a City side for whom Nicolas Anelka scored after 30 seconds.


Anelka nets the early opener against Lazio in 2004

City have played Porto and Copenhagen four times each in Europe, meaning neither opponent would be an unknown quantity and neither venue a new one for travelling fans. The first trip to Porto for the 2011 Europa League round of 32 match was a memorable one for many Blues fans, taking in a wonderful sunny day by the banks of the River Douro, followed by a great City win at the Dragao. A 4-0 tonking in the return game, coupled with more recent Champions League encounters means City's balance against the Portuguese is also a positive one: Played 4, won 3, drawn 1.

City fans gather at the Cais da Ribeira in Porto on the day of the 2011 match (2-1)


Copenhagen provided City's opposition last season in the group stages (5-0 and 0-0) and in the same Europa League campaign that saw City face PSG for the first time (2-1 and 2-2) meaning they are one of the most scored-against City opponents in European football with a total of 9 conceded in the four matches played so far. Their manager Stale Solbakken has also gone down in history as the first to start bleating about City's finances and the club's standing in what he considered the Greater Scheme of Things. (see below

Extract from City in Europe

Which leaves us with PSV Eindhoven, possibly the favourite choice amongst travelling fans, as it would be easy to get to and also represents a potential first-time opponent. PSV provided City with summer opposition during the infamous Sittard Tournament of 1993, when the Blues faced local side Fortuna, Bobby Robson's Sporting and PSV in a four-team group. The match with PSV ended 1-1 and was won by City on penalties. This correspondent missed the goal by Gary Flitcroft as the queue for chips was long and slow. 


A rainy night against Copenhagen. Richard Dunne is first to the ball.


You can read in detail about all of these games in City in Europe, From Allison to Guardiola, in all good bookshops now! City in Europe: From Allison to Guardiola:... by Curtis, Simon (amazon.co.uk)



Saturday, December 9, 2023

THE WAY WE WERE: LUTON TOWN AWAY

Danny Wilson's penalty sails past Andy Dibble at Kenilworth Road


It is the 1989-90 season and things, as was the custom in those days, are in a considerable state of flux.

Luton, with their away-fans ban and irretrievably bouncy artificial pitch are the most hated team in the league, while City, with 40 consecutive away games under the belt without a single win, are by far the league's most popular visitors. 

How times change.

Two weeks after handing Nottingham Forest a win in his infamous "loss of concentration" (The Gary Crosby Moment, as it would go down in history), occasionally lunatic 'keeper Andy Dibble was again up to his old tricks, giving away the penalty that put the hosts 1-up.

That City also scored from the spot evened things up neatly, Clive Allen slotting a late equaliser with his accustomed sangfroid.

Allen by this time was persona non grata at Maine Road, new manager Howard Kendall seemingly unprepared to put up with any players who did not have the word "Everton" stamped on their passports. The Merseyfication of the side (Megson, Heath, Ward, Reid, Pointon, Harper, Clarke would all, as ex-Toffees, ship up during Kendall's short reign) grated with many City supporters but saw the club clear of relegation that season.

Kendall's arrival had brought another parallel with Luton, who had Jim Ryan in fresh charge for this game. Both clubs had recently ditched the previous incumbents of the itchy managers' chairs with utterly ridiculous excuses.

The old axe-swinger Peter Swales had shown Mel Machin the door on the grounds of having no "repartee" (sic) with the fans, while Luton had got rid of Ray Harford on the premise that he "didn't smile enough". Within six years both sides would be languishing in lower leagues, perhaps as reward for such short-sighted management.      





Thursday, December 7, 2023

OF UPGRADES AND DOWNTURNS



In the summer of 2012, Manchester City, with Roberto Mancini still just about in tow, produced a summer spend of such prolonged ghastliness, it would eventually bring to a close the urbane Italian's reign at the Etihad. 

Business that summer produced Jack Rodwell, Scott Sinclair, Matija Nastasic, Javi Garcia and the ineffable, low-flying Maicon.

As improvements on the players that had months earlier pulled in City's first league title since 1968, there was little to be said. Not one of these acquisitions raised enough energy to ignite a candle and, as the season kicked off with a wobbly 3-2 home win over Southampton, talk was of how City were to progress in their inaugural Champions League tilt with this array of new talent at their disposal.

Rodwell featured against the opening day visitors in a midfield comprising Yaya Toure, Samir Nasri and David Silva, yet only managed to make it look weaker, as former talisman Nigel de Jong prepared to be shifted out to AC Milan. De Jong it had been carrying the ball forward the previous May in the 94th minute of that sweat drenched title denouement against Queens Park Rangers, when City won the league the only way the Gods would have allowed it. Now Rodwell carried it sideways.

City had to come from behind to beat Southampton, as they had done so dramatically against QPR, and again in the second home game of the season, a 3-1 win over the self same Londoners, the champions looked vulnerable in a shaky 3-1 win. The programme cover featured "Jack the Lad" Rodwell, but, despite the smiles and the shiny new kit,  all was clearly not well.




When it came, it would be City's worst-ever showing in the Champions League. Drawn with the champions of Spain, Germany and Holland, it was truly a Group of Death with City starting it semi-deceased and ending it comatose. The reality quickly proved to be worse than even the greatest of the ex-Kippax doom-mongers could have predicted. 

This correspondent watched aghast high in the stands as the opening game away to Real ended 3-2 after City had held a 2-1 lead going into the 87th minute, provoking a delirious knee slide along the touchline from the Armani-suited Jose Mourinho. Talk about scuffing the knees unnecessarily.

New signing from Benfica Javi Garcia featured in a ponderous looking midfield alongside Gareth Barry and Yaya Toure, yet another three minutes would have seen a famous win at the Bernabeu. It was not yet clear that City's season would fall flat. In Europe this gradually became the case, however, as Dortmund and Ajax both wiped the floor with an out-of-sorts Blues side, City finishing a distant last in their group of four.




Soon the League Cup would also be sacrificed in a home defeat to Aston Villa. It was by now dawning on many that the desired Summer upgrade was in fact an utter dud. A dreadfully listless 1-3 defeat at St Mary's where Barry's own goal sealed the win for Southampton as early as the 48th minute, meant City were languishing in the leaders' slipstream. They would cling on through the spring with some more invigorating performances to finish runners-up in the league to a rejuvenated United and would go all the way to the Cup Final, only to be sidelined by a player go-slow in the final versus Wigan Athletic, who won with a last minute Ben Watson header.

It had cost Mancini his job, although he had been on his way long before the cold May showers of Wembley. In fact, the writing had been on the wall as early as the pre-season, with the poor summer intake scuppering City's chances before a ball had even been kicked.

It is difficult to look at the 2023-24 iteration without being bombarded with technicolour flashbacks of Rodwell and company. Josco Gvardiol, a fish out of water at left back, Mateo Kovacic a willing runner but no replacement for the dearly departed Ilkay Gundogan. Matheus Nunes a tidy technician but hardly an upgrade on what went before. With Rico Lewis and Oscar Bobb clean out of the youth ranks stepping up in front of England international Kalvin Phillips, there looks to be no future at City for the ex-Leeds man either.

Everywhere you look, suddenly square pegs are sitting askew in round holes. The loss of John Stones and Kevin de Bruyne provides a chunk of the excuses, but not all. Loss of form across the board and possibly a hardly unimaginable loss of hunger too (to go with the fans getting tired of constant winning of course), has left the side looking as listless and rudderless as Mancini's 2013 side. The defeat at Villa did not need the statisticians to tell us City's possession game had been shot to bits and that Villa were picking up the ball from a multitude of misplaced passes that have seldom if ever been seen before on Pep Guardiola's watch. It all made for unusually grim viewing.

It is ten years since City got it so wrong in the transfer market and there have been very few bad summers on that front since, but it is indisputable that last summer's work in this area is already coming home to roost. With a trip to Saudi Arabia further clogging up the schedules and the need to perform adequately in the club's first-ever appearance at the World Club Cup, the winter transfer window suddenly looms large as a last ditch opportunity to sort out the squad before the 2023-24 season is sacrificed in the same manner as that of ten years ago.    




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Saturday, October 21, 2023

200 WORDSWORTH hors-série BOBBY CHARLTON

 Bobby Charlton by Mark Meadowcroft




This is a flex, but Sir Bobby Charlton did play for “Manchester” in Bert Trautmann’s testimonial. 

In fairness, there were 60,000 witnesses at Maine Road, he was famously pictured in a sky blue shirt, he played with Denis Law (who’s really one of us) and if we can’t bend the rules for a Knight of the Realm and a holder of the Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany, then when can we?

Charlton was unquestionably world class, a serial league winner, a European Cup winner and of course a World Champion. But his role as the fulcrum of the team that survived the wreckage in Munich made him a man that transcended his club and his sport.

What more could he have achieved with the friends he lost at Munich? Purely internationally, in 1966, Duncan Edwards and Eddie Colman would have strengthened an already excellent team. In 1962, he could also have combined with peak Jimmy Greaves and a 30 year old Tommy Taylor.

He was also a wise Director at United. How they have missed his counsel. 

City are the next league visitors to Old Trafford. 

It will be an honour to help commemorate his life.


England line up in Guadalajara, Mexico for their opening game of the World Cup finals. Both Bobby Charlton and Francis Lee, lost to the football world this week, featured in the starting line up.



Friday, October 20, 2023

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY: BRIGHTON 1979

📸Season 1979-80 First Division

📆25th August 1979

🏟 Maine Road



Early season home action between City and Brighton in a 3-2 thriller in favour of the Blues.

Image shows goalmouth action at the Brighton end, watched by a well-stocked Kippax. The goalkeeper making the acrobatic save is Eric Steele, who would go on to total 87 Brighton appearances, before moving on to Watford in time to be a part of their surge into the big time, although his appearances there were restricted by Steve Sherwood and later Tony Coton. On retiring to run a pub, Steele set up a goalkeeping school and later resurfaced at City as goalkeepers' coach in 2007 as a replacement for the departing Tim Flowers.

Crumpling to the ground in front of Steele is Michael Robinson, the City striker finished as top scorer this season, but with a feeble 9 goals. His 46th minute penalty past Steele put City 3-1 up in a rollercoaster game that had seen Teddy Maybank equalise Paul Power's 24th minute opener. In between ex-England striker Mike Channon (2) had already netted City's second. Robinson would move to Brighton and score freely against City, before heading for a surprise upgrade to Liverpool and a career playing for the Republic of Ireland. Channon would also head to the south coast, but in his case back to his first love Southampton, where he would also call in the Law of the Ex-Player, by scoring twice against City in the opening game of the 1980-81 season. 

Attempting to mark Channon in this instance is future BBC pundit Mark Lawrenson, who, like Robinson, would end up at Anfield and play for the Republic and would be remembered as one of Brighton's best-ever players.

Completing the picture is no.2, John Gregory, who would go on to become a classy midfielder for QPR, Derby and Aston Villa, winning 6 England caps along the way. Curiously, he ended up managing these three clubs too, as well as Plymouth, who he had also briefly played for. Is there another individual who has both played for and managed as many as four clubs? Gregory's only tenuous link to City was that he became one of the regular names linked with the club whenever a management vacancy came up at Maine Road/the City of Manchester Stadium, but he never made it past the newspapers' gossip shortlists.

In Brighton's side on this sunny August afternoon was Brian Horton, future City manager, as well as the recently deceased Gerry Ryan. On the City side, goalkeeping giant Joe Corrigan would play 36 games at the Goldstone Ground in 1983-84 to add to the near 500 he managed for the Blues.    



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Friday, October 6, 2023

GALLERY: FRANCIS LEE

FRANCIS LEE: 1944-2023 

Lee, one of City's all-time greats, completed a total of 320 games (1 as sub), scoring 143 goals.









Monday, October 2, 2023

FRANCIS LEE




Make no mistake, Francis Lee was one of the true Manchester City greats, a player of such passion and devotion and a character of such forcefulness that he would have been vying with today's giants for a place in the All-Time City eleven. In my estimation, he would be in it too, with a big white number nine on his proud broad back.

Lee was afraid of nothing and no one, hurtling into the kind of tackles in the 1970s that would make today's hard men blanche. He could dish it out too, built as he was with thighs like tree trunks and an oak barrel of a body. But he could shift, could Francis. Quick and nimble, he was deceptively agile with both feet, a good dribbler, accurate passer, deft penalty taker (and penalty winner) and packed a shot like a thunderbolt that pinged in from all angles. 

When I interviewed him in 2022 at his Algarve villa, he was bursting with tales of the good old days, despite recent illness. That trademark chuckle dotted the conversation, as did a row of well judged expletives. Even in his later sadly diminished state, Francis Lee was still a true giant. 

As one of the talismen in Joe Mercer and Malcolm Allison's thrilling late 60s City side, Lee burst onto the first division scene like a cluster bomb and took little time making a name for himself. Robust at Bolton, he became unstoppable at City, with the guile of Neil Young alongside and the combative wing skills of his lifelong friend Mike Summerbee out wide. Behind him Colin Bell provided a supply of passes and energetic back up to the front men to complete an utterly beguiling City forward line. Nobody could live with them and they knew it.

But there was an edge to Franny that the others perhaps lacked. Allison, himself no stranger to stepping up to be counted, saw that in the Bolton tyro and brought him to Maine Road as quickly as he could. He knew he could build a side around the likes of Lee and Bell and Summerbee, because they were imbued with characteristics that others did not possess. One of Allison's abiding and favourite memories of Lee came during the Summer tour of the U.S. in 1968, just after City's league championship win and before they embarked on their inaugural European Cup campaign.

Tiring of the slow service in their San Francisco hotel, Lee began to chew on the flower decoration in the middle of their table. Allison, ever the showman, ever the whirling pivot of everything that happened at the club, saw his onfield persona in Lee. There was a cockiness even then that the City coach knew he could harness for the good of the side. Alongside Bell's matchless stamina and Summerbee's steely nous, Lee would play the Westhoughton gunslinger role to a tee. 

This was the Old Elite of Manchester City and Lee was its regal centrepiece, a cosmic wrecking ball of a striker, with x-ray vision and laser accuracy. Nobody played a more central role to this initial searing burst of sunlight when Manchester turned sky blue and we thought summer would last forever. That it did not last forever was predictable enough but Lee, with his vision on and off the pitch, was one of the first to note that things were turning sour. 

He saw it in the arrival of Peter Swales to the City board, who he would later oust in a dramatic fight for control of the club in the 90s. He saw it in the arrival of Ron Saunders to manager characters and heroes at City that no longer wished to be treated as feeble pliant young lads. Lee had a nose for goals, a nose for fun but also a nose for looming trouble. 

Before that trouble could engulf him, Lee was off to Derby County. It was no desertion, however. Discarded by Swales, his heart was still with the club, as it remained to his last day. His final act was to head to the training ground to say farewell to the men and boys who had accompanied him through the highs and flights of City's remarkable trophy glut of 1967-1970. 

"I shook hands with the players, the guys I had grown so close to over the years and then, just as I was leaving, I turned round to them and said, 'I'll tell you what, lads. I've got some bad news for you. We've been here all these years and won all the things that has made all this money for the club and we're still training in a school yard. That shows you the kind of twats that are running this club!'"

Lee's perspicacity was not confined to the football pitch.

And he returned to Maine Road, as a Derby County player on the way to the league title, after Swales had thought he might be able to sell him to "some club in the 2nd division". Lee cut inside City's backtracking defence and smacked an unerring howitzer past his old mate Joe Corrigan and into the top corner for the winner and the birth of Barry Davies' most famous line of Match of the Day commentary.

"Look at his face! Just look at his face!!"  

Well, we did look at his face, beaming from ear to ear with that mischievous grin that was his trademark. Francis Lee of Bolton. Francis Lee of England (the greatest England side, in Mexico 1970), Francis Lee of Derby County but most of all, by far most of all, Francis Lee of Manchester City.

It is to all these Francises we must now say goodbye. God bless you, Francis, for your service to this great club. May you rest well and in peace in the muddy goalmouth in the sky. 











 


Friday, September 29, 2023

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY: WOLVES 1998

📸 Season 1997-98, Championship

📆 6th December 1997

🏟 Maine Road



A one-goal defeat that saw City drop to 18th in the second division (Nationwide League Division One) table. The goalmouth scramble at the North Stand end features two Wolves players who had earlier worn the sky blue of City with differing levels of distinction.

Keith Curle (2), a £2.5m signing from Wimbledon under Peter Reid, played over 200 games in a five-year stay in Manchester, becoming captain and a semi-reliable penalty taker too. His last game for City was the relegation disaster against Liverpool, when Alan Ball ordered Steve Lomas to waste time at the corner flag when City needed to score another goal to survive. What a way/day to bow out. Curle famously netted a penalty at the Scoreboard End at Old Trafford and ended up walking back towards the centre circle with a City fan draped around his neck. Was less lucky with a penalty at Cardiff in the cup that was saved and resulted in City going out in a bearpit atmosphere in south Wales. 

Curle served Wolves for a similar period after leaving City, lasting four years and making over 150 appearances up to the year 2000. Helping out in a beleaguered Wolves rearguard here is 'keeper Mike Stowell (3), nearly 400 appearances for the West Midlanders standing against his 14 loan appearances for City in 1988. Stowell's inauspicious City debut came at Ewood Park, where he dropped a clanger for the home side's first goal. Stowell also played in the 4-0 mauling by Liverpool in the FA Cup 6th round, his biggest game for City. 

Wolves were another of six clubs Stowell played for as a loanee from mother club Everton, before joining full-time in 1990.

This was one of three games against Wolves that Paul Dickov (1) played for City, all lost, at a time when Wolves were something of a bogey side (curiously almost all of City's opponents in the 90s were bogey sides). On this occasion Dickov would be booked and the winning goal would be scored by Kit Symons (4), a defender synonymous with all that went wrong with City during this time. Leaping with Stowell and causing very little danger at all is another player whose mere mention brings City fans of a certain vintage out in the sweats: Ged Brannan.








Tuesday, September 26, 2023

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY: NEWCASTLE UNITED 1976

📸 Season 1975-76 League Cup Final

📆 February 28th 1976

🏟 Wembley Stadium, London



The 1976 League Cup has just been won. City are on their lap of honour, receiving gracious applause from the Newcastle supporters and a rapturous reception form Blues fans at the Tunnel End. It is City's third League Cup final of the 70s (winning in 1970 v West Brom and losing in 1974 v Wolves) and their first trophy since the Cup Winners' Cup and League Cup double of 1970.

Unused sub Kenny Clements (1), resplendent in Adidas hoodie (despite the fact City have never worn Adidas in their entire history) parades with his triumphant team mates. Clements, a boyhood United fan who had been on the groundstaff at Maine Road, had made his debut in August of this season in an away defeat at Villa Park. Starting life in the Central League as a central defender, he was switched to right back for a reserve game, ironically against Newcastle, and ended up staying there. He was edged out of playing in the final in his customary full back slot by Ged Keegan (4), a name to conjure with for both sets of fans in this fixture. Keegan had played excellently in the semi final second leg thrashing of Middlesbrough that saw City through to Wembley and kept his place for the final. His namesake Kevin would later play for Newcastle and manage both clubs through some of the most attractive football of their modern times. 

Lifting the trophy aloft is big Dave Watson (2), a magnificent centre half, particularly dominant in the air. Watson, bought from Newcastle's rivals Sunderland for £275,000 would go on to be one of the finest stoppers of City's modern history and a mainstay for England for many years. Alongside him, matchwinner Dennis Tueart (3) had also been bought from Sunderland, both players featuring in the second division side's heroic FA Cup final defeat of overwhelming favourites Leeds in 1973. Tueart, dubbed "King of All Geordies", a Newcastle fan, had just knocked the stuffing out of his boyhood team with an overhead kick in the 46th minute that would go down in the annals of great Wembley winners. Both Tueart and Watson would rival some of City's modern day heroes for a place in the Best Ever City Eleven.   


EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY: NEWCASTLE UNITED 2003

📸 Season 2002-03

📆 18th January 2003

🏟 St James' Park, Newcastle



Newcastle go two-up through the horizontal Craig Bellamy (4), after Alan Shearer's "early strike" on 10 seconds catches Carlo Nash asleep straight from kick-off. Bellamy, at this time a complete pain in the backside to City's defence, will - after an odyssey that takes him to Celtic, Liverpool, Blackburn and West Ham - ship up at City for a two-season cameo of feisty front-running under Mark Hughes. In January 2009, he will even net a neat left-footer for City against his former club in the fixture at the City of Manchester Stadium.

In the background is Sylvain Distin (1), who has already made the journey from Tyneside to Moss Side five years ahead of Bellamy. The cultured left-footer slots perfectly into defence on the left side alongside Richard Dunne (2).  The Irishman will play 346 first team games for the club, included amongst them 24 matches against Newcastle. As the Premier League's record red card recipient, Dunne registered one of his total of eight dismissals in this fixture. As the Premier League's own goal champion, the Irishman also netted one of his 10 career own goals against Newcastle.

In a career that took him from Nottingham Forest, to QPR, via Newcastle, Tottenham and Villa, Jermaine Jenas (3) first played against City for Nottingham Forest in 2001, a Championship fixture which saw City include ex-Newcastle players Darren Huckerby, Steve Howey and Stuart Pearce in the side.  

* Also playing in this 2003 fixture were the self-same Steve Howey (ex-Newcastle, playing for City) and Shay Given (Newcastle's keeper, future City custodian). 

Saturday, June 10, 2023

HERE'S TO YOU



To all those who have shared the pain, 

to all those sent half insane,

to those who'll never be quite the same

to all those swimming in champagne 

to those who drank it in,  

to those who believed what they saw

to those for whom it-ll never be a chore

to all those who couldn't believe their eyes;

to those for whom fiction flies

to those that toasted with flat beer, 

to those with Russian vodka raised a cheer, 

to those with Sangria jugs, vinho tinto in paper cups, 

Gordons gin with cocktail umbrellas, 

a nice cup of tea, an amoretto or Jager bombs

to those in the Hobec throngs, 

the Delirium Tremens and the Alpha Super Dortmunders  

to those eating textbook grub,

and to those trying weird stuff out of a tub

to those who hugged, bumped, shuddered, cried and bruised their legs at Wembley 99, 

to those who always refused to toe the line.

to those who gawped at Luton when Big Andy flexed his neck; 

to those for whom City has been one long what the heck 

to those who saw the pie hit Peter Willis 

and the Jack Russell that nutmegged Mark Lillis 

to those in the snow of Fellows Park and the rain of Hillsborough and the howling gale at Vicarage Road

to those getting sun burnt and to those catching a cold

to those drinking cans and making bold

to those who got washed out on the perimetre wall at Boundary Park when Smith missed his pen, 

to those who swore at Lincoln they'd never come again; 

to the bloke who ripped up his season ticket on the pitch v Bury,

to all those who have resorted to the creme de menthe and the sherry

to those that have run around dazed for days, 

to those in a trusty beer-sodden haze

to those that have laughed, cajoled, persisted and wished us on from afar; 

to those for whom the door is always ajar.

to all those that supported us, put up with us, slapped our backs, kept us sane, avoided eye contact, didn't say what they were thinking, left things unsaid; 

to all those that sang their hearts out, wrote, sympathised, phoned, emailed, messaged, reflected and thought of us when we were dead; 

to the kings of the hill at Ewood Park;

to taking it serious and having a lark

to Pete the Badge all dressed in blue

who is all of us, me and you

to Bernardo Corradi and his air guitar

and Tits Out Jackie who went too far






to all those in fancy dress at the Victoria Ground

to 10,000 inflatables and the eternal popping sound

to all those refs whose eyesight we questioned

to all the linesmen we abused

to all those in Sale and Brooklands, in Prestwich and Collyhurst

to those in Northenden and Altrincham, Gorton and Ancoats

To glorious Stockport and rainy Denton

To all those Everton fans singing Blue Moon

to all those for whom 3 o'clock spells doom; 

to all those who doubted, poked fun, poured scorn, cried foul; 
and to all who were moved to howl

to all those who believed, believed some more, hoped, lost sleep, threw up, fell out, jumped in; 

to all those who waxed lyrical, shouted from the rooftops, bellowed, cried and stood firm; 

to those from whose wisdom we can still learn

to all those that went home and away; 

to all those making hay.

to those in The Parkside, The Whitestone, The Vine, 

to those in The Navigation Inn, The White Hart, The Broadfield, 

to Mary D's, The Sale Hotel, to The Blarney Stone and The Green Man, 

to those in the The Boardroom and Yate's, The Pumphouse; The Funzel, The Little B, 

to the Proeflokaal, The Glue Pot, The George, 

to all the landlords and landladies that we have seen   

to the Abel Heywood, The Millstone and points in between.

to all those that propped us up, put an arm around us, bought us a drink, 

to those who stationed us above a sink.

to those who put up with our moods, ruffled our hair

pretended to listen, spared us a thought and showed us some care; 

to all those with oil money and no history,

to plastic seats containing plastic fans

to all those in the Tibb Street Tavern

to those at Millmoor when King Colin scored

to all who lived off that moment like a lord

to those who saw Bert bend his neck

to those with more than a ketchup fleck

to those in the biggest Maine Road crowd, 

to the men and boys, girls and mums who shouted so loud.

to those who were not really there, time and time again

To Gerry Gow and Ian Bishop

To Tommy Hutch and goals at both ends

to Bertie Magoo and the message he sends






to all those at Prenton, The Den, Saltergate, Bootham Crescent; 

to all those who tackled, blocked, saved, scored, headed, came on, came off, jumped, challenged and played out of their skins;

to all those going through the bins

to all those who sang long and hard deep into the night;

to all those who dared to dream;

to all those who still dream;

to all those with their lights on full beam 

to Dickov and the Goat;

to all who cheered themselves hoarse at Wrexham and Stoke;

to all who ran the gauntlet at Huddersfield and Wolverhampton;

to all those on the pop at Meadow Lane

who felt the joy and felt the pain, 

to all those on the roof of the Trent Navigation Inn

to those downstairs living in sin

to the throngs that greeted Charlton out on the pitch

to those still rolling around in some muddy ditch





to all those who sang louder the worse it got;

cheering and clapping every missed shot

to all those who renewed for Division Three

when City were buried deep, all out at sea.

to the 32,134 that turned out for Blackpool; 

to the fans who never were and never will be

to all those on the InterCity to Newcastle;

to all those in the minibus to Swansea

to all those hitch-hiking to Plymouth 

to all those on the boat to Bilbao and in the van to Enschede

to those that never came back.

to those who left it slack at the back

to all those in Basel and Copenhagen, Liege and Santander 

to all those on the fishing smack to the Faroes 

to all those in the double decker at Lokeren;

to all those enoying a Gaudino drive,

to all those who are dead and those mostly still alive,

to all those who empathise, sympathise, chastise, romanticise;

to all those who tried to understand despite everything;

to all those who support United, Everton, Leeds, Chelsea but put up with us still, 

to admin and directors, boardrooms and the old bill;

to Rodney Marsh and to Tony Towers 

to Glauber Berti and cartel-busting Robinho

to Manuel Akanji, the rock of the Alps

to all those who have caught the bug

to all those that offered a hug;

to all those in ski hats, Celtic and Rangers,

to those oblivious to omnipresent dangers,

to doing the Poznan and showing your back

to shouting for Mel to get the sack.

to Mike Lester and Denis Leman,

to able bodies and David Seaman.

to Mark E Smith and Bernard Manning

to all the years that we are spanning

to Frank Sidebottom's head

to things best not said

to Nicklas Jensen's unerring left foot

and Lee Peacocks bag of soot.

to Scott Carson, the eternal sub

if ever he plays some will blub

to the goalden days under Brian Horton

to present day, add a nought on.

to all those who send text messages when we lose

to all those who have it in your hearts to say "come on Blues

just to make us happy

to all those with logic and compassion

and to those that prefer fabrication and fairy tales

to all those writing, thinking, posting, tweeting;

to all those fans of asterisks and brackets

to those whose matchday grub comes out of packets

to all those who were there and will be there

to all those who have watched City at Wembley

to all those who knees didn't go all trembly

to all those who wish they could be there

to all those new to the throng

to the rousing words in our song

to all those who can never go again

to all those wizened, cracked, broken and chastened

to all those for whom hope is the killer

to those for whom the midweek match is the sacred filler

to Paolo Wanchope and Kevin Horlock

to Micky Horswill and Geoff Hammond

to Ilkay Gundogan and his magic feet

to those who juggle with the balance sheet

to the unsung heroes and the bottle washers 

to the foot soldiers and water carriers

to all those who find a treble bittersweet

to all those that find it quite a feat

to those that dare not look 

To our captain of captains Tony Book 





to the kitmen and the carpert cleaners;

to the poets, drinkers and truth gleaners

to Sheikh Mansour and his Lamborghini

to those whose funds only stretch to a rubber dinghy

to all those prematurely thinning

to the change from losing to permanent winning  

to Nigel de Jong and Mario Balotelli

to guvnors and young guvnors

to all those who have played like we dream

to all those who have dreamed

to all those who have had a nightmare

to Jamie Pollock and Neil Heaney, to Jason van Blerk and Paul Beesley

to all those for whom a Blue Moon rising sends a little shivver down the spine;

to all those in the Maine Road ticket line

to all those who climbed the fences at Villa Park;

to hail Bond's heroes till after dark.

to all those who saw next to nothing at London Road,

to Tommy Booth for baring the load;

to all those who watched six go into the Norwich net

and John Bond's fall, the dozy get;

to all those who clapped Big Mal across the turf

to those who knew Mackenzie's worth

to all those who sank with Ricky Villa;

to Paul Power and the Goodison mud

to all those whose hearts and limbs went thud

to Bobby Mac in goals 

to David James upfront

to Neil Young and Arthur Mann, to Malcolm Allison and John Benson;

to Roy Paul and Don Revie, to Genial Joe and Tommy Caton;

to Whiteys nap hand, to Quinny and Lakey;

to Roy the physio and Beanie the horse.

to all those who waved a banana and sang Blue Moon;

to all those who cheered in the rain in the Prater;

to all those who took a punch on the nose at Barnsley

to all those asked the time at Millwall

to those who shed a tear when City win

and those carrying FA Cups made of tin

to all those who played on through the rain;

to Makin and Wardle and times of pain

to all those who watched four goals go in on Tyneside;

to Stan Gibson and his pitchfork;

to Bert Trautmann and the never-say-die spirit;

to Buzzer, Franny and Colin the King;

to the indomitable spirit of Pablo Zabaleta

to those who have walked Claremont Road;

where litter flew and wind blowed

to those who have raised a glass at the City Gates;

to those who've seen sixes, sevens and eights

to Kevin Reeves and Paul Sugrue;

to Bill Taylor and Peter Swales;

to Bernard Halford and Terry Cook;

To all those who dared not look

To straight-faced Ron Saunders

to Phil Neal and his cure for constipation

to all those who have risked food poisoning, 

to those who drank too much 

to all those hemmed in at Valley Parade

to last minute winners out of the shade

to all those who entered enemy territory;

to the guy who jumped on Keith Curle at Old Trafford;

to quiet Mel and his repartee, to football genius Alan Ball;

who brought us swiftly to our deepest fall

to Uwe Rosler and Steffan Karl;

to our Asa.

to all those who played bit parts;

to all those who scored off the far post;

to all those that thought we could coast

to those that put 5 in the United net;

to those that made it six

to those that thought the sun would never shine

to those whose memories are a gold mine

to those that saw Dickov slide in the rain;

to those that stayed and those that left and those that turned back and came again




to Bondy, Jimmy Frizz and Big Billy Mac

to Georgi Kinkladze and Murtaz Shelia;

to all those who watched Kernaghan, McNaught and Davidson and still raised a cheer;

to the legendary 8,000 living in fear;

to all those that sank 12 pints with Bobby Mac and Gerry Gow

and lived to tell the tale, don't know how.

to those that swayed on the Kippax, bawled in the Platt Lane, chanted in the North Stand and launched pies in the Main Stand;

to all on board the Coaches from Prestwich and Whitefield 

to those that got on the pitch at Loftus Road

to Binman Bob and Gordon Davies

to Wonderwall and whoever saves us

to all those who saw the glory of Wrexham and the Bernabeu

to Captain Kompany, here's to you

to Freddie Pye and Trumann's For Steel

to Kia Joorabchian and his dodgy deal

to Joshua Parlby and to Chris Bird

to Joey Barton, the graceless turd.

to all those who craned their necks, asked who it was, smiled, tutted and shook their heads;

to all those who saw Dennis fly at Wembley;

to those who had a surreptitious leak;

to those who dared not even peek

to those who wet themselves;

to those who hung on and have hung on until now;

to those who never gave up;

to those who came back;

to those who can't take anymore;

to those who went away;

to those who are there in spirit;

to all those who will not see what happens next;

to those who don’t know how long they’ve got

to all those who have seen enough already;

to those who will take what comes

to all those who packed the boozers at West Brom and Watford, Carlisle and Nottingham;

to those rubbing their hands and eyes at Gay Meadow and The Shay;

with watery eyes from what was on display.

to all those for whom Górnik Zabrze means something;

to all those raising the forest roof in Apeldoorn

to Peter Barnes and to Dennis Tueart; 




to Denis and his back-heel;

And to how that made you feel.

to Barney Daniels; to Stuart Lee

to all those who like a bit of history

to Gerald Sinstadt, David Coleman and Barry Davies at the mic

to Brian Moore and Motty who took the celestial hike;

to all those on the quays in Porto and in the cold of Red Square 

to those on Rioja in Plaza Mayor with heads still bare

to Mr Manchester City Michael Doyle;

who used Lou Macari as his foil

to Dom Sullivan and Gordon Dalziel

to Barry Silkman and Dave Wiffill

to all those with too many blue garments;

to all those who refuse to wear red

to all those hiding in the shed

Until it's over

to all those who refuse to remove their lucky underpants;

to those with their sleeves rolled up

to those with a clenched fist

to those beginning to list

to those with a welcoming embrace

to all those in their match worn gear

to all those who walk in fear

to all those who don't really know how to cope,

to all those hearts without a hope

to all those who don't understand why we do it;

to all those who have spent their last pound on a ticket;

to all those at the Full Members Cup and the Auto Windscreens;

to all those at Darlington and York;

to Edin Dzeko and galloping Kolarov

to Kevin de Bruyne, the Zico of Gent

and to young Jack Grealish heaven sent

to Johnny Marr and Elvis the seagull

to things illicit and not quite legal;

to The Elephant of Bondoukou

to all those who fret and worry

to those who take it in their stride

to little El Mago and his pirouettes

and to Demichelis' tottering steps

to all those who keep coming rain or shine

to all those drinking red wine on the Bakerloo Line

to all those on the port in Coimbra

to Big Joe and to Helen and her bell

to those who City have left a shell

to all those Kings of the Kippax

to those with memories of Maine Road

to all those in 93rd minute limbo v QPR

to all those climbing the steps at the Camp Nou

to all who took in the mighty view

to those neutrals who will us on

to those who couldn't give a shit

to those who can take it and those who cannot.

to Bernardo Silva and Leroy Sane

to Gary Owen and Tommy Booth,

to all those memories that grate and soothe

to fedoras and ski hats

to shellsuits and flat caps

to those that prefer the simple bar scarf

to those that preferred to streak

to those having a very public leak

to those on the hard shoulder

to those left in the lay-by

to those climbing lamp posts in Sittard

to those on the frikadelle in Dortmund

to those throwing up in Gelsenkirchen

to the slowest bus driver in Europe all

who brought us to the Altstadt after the shutters fall

to all those on the gin

to those living in sin

to those who smell of curry

to those who can only worry

to Ron Healy and Eric Nixon

to Kevin Ellegaard and John Burridge

to ginger Keith and Daniel Sturridge

to Ederson Morais and his smiley face

to all those boots we're not fit to lace

to Stephen Ireland's dear old gran 

and to Elano's blast and long range slam

to big Richard Dunne and the year of the ton.

to those who Ricky Holden's pace did stun

to clocks that run to 93:20 

and to those who thought just survival was plenty.

to the Brightwells, the Morleys and the Futchers

to those that hang around training for a butchers

to Glyn Pardoe and Kenny Clements

to Riyad Mahrez and his twinkling feet

to Sergio and Carlitos Argentinean neat

to those who tweaked muscles, broke bones, cracked heads

to those that surged forward, to those that chased back.

to Fernandinho's defence, midfield and attack.

to those that didn't make it all the way back

to those that felt rain and to those in the sun

to basking in the Bournemouth glee, it's in the can

to taking the hills and buildng up a tan



to all those freezing on the Scottie Road

to any prepared to bear the load

to those packed in times less lean 

to those in space for the Autowindscreen

to all Full Members and Simod Cuppers

to all who were there when we were on our uppers.

to Richard Jobson and Spencer Prior

to those that speak truth and shun the liar

To the class and style of Roberto Mancini

To this charming man Senor Pellegrini

To Frank Clark and his crummy guitar

whose flat notes did burn and char

To Jamie Paradise with his 3 out of ten

To Bennett, Dave and Thatcher, Ben

To Foden Phil of Stockport town

To Pep the king

Who still makes us sing

To his watery eyes

That make us sigh

to the words that galvanise and purr

and all those loins that he does stir




To all those at Elland Road

To all those whose seeds were sowed.

To Gerry Creaney and the law of averages

To Colin Viljoen and Micky Channon

To all those shunning the Liverpool slant

the well worn bullshit and desperate kant

To those that gave us credit and those that pulled the plug

To those that can still read Alyson Rudd

To Roger Palmer and Nicolas Anelka

To Derek Potter and John Bean

To the Lees Bradbury, Mills and Francis

To the Summer bee and the winter wasp

To all those that count the cost.

To all those that can’t afford

To those that live like a lord

To David Phillips and Derek Parlane

To all those that felt no shame

To Kevin Keegan's mighty men

to Berkovic and Ali, a proper gem

To Neil McNab, to Willie Donachie

To Dave Watson and Mick McCarthy

to headers that fly

right into the sky

to the balls that soared and those that popped

to those that fibbed and photoshopped

To Bramall Lane and Valley Parade

To Paul Stewart and the flashing blade

to Joao Cancelo, Rony Lopes and the Benfica gang

to all those that bawled and sang 

to 12 seconds of cup final stress

and Ilkay's majesterial caress

To those that sniffed and those that smirked

To those that doubted and those that hurt

To all those that put sweat on the shirt

To Steppi Stepanovic Come on You Blues

To the exhortations you choose to use

To chicken balti and warm Lamot

To Jesus Navas who had the lot

To those in the sun of Seville

To those in the rain of Vienna

To Fiona Richmond in the bath

To Groenendijk and having a laugh

To Peter Reid and Clive Allen

to Nicky Reid and Clever Trevor

To Trevor Morley and Raheem Sterling

To Gareth Barry and Gareth Taylor

To Nelly Young and Alan Oakes

To Liam and Noel and other blokes

To National Express and British Rail

To Tom Garner through the wind and hail





To Jo

to blow

To Kakhaber Tskhadadze and all the other letters of the alphabet


To Gordon Dalziel and to Arthur Mann

To Les McDowall and the Revie Plan

To Paula and Lucas and little Sam

to Greenalls and Grunhalle

and the difference in between

to the best bloody team we have ever seen

to Rico and Cole and those coming through

to those that ensure that the future is blue

to McAdams and Hayes, Fagan and Sear

and to a past that led to the present so clear

to Buckley and Kelechi and Sheron and Mee

talents that struggled and fell from the tree

to those on the bus, the tram, the train

or trudging back to town in the driving rain

to Barry Silkman and Terry Park

whose bite failed to exceed his bark

to that Terry Phelan

and the Dissa Pointon

to Martin Petrov's magic left foot

and to all those that didn't make the cut

to the Octopus and the carthorse 

that carried the weight

to Stuart Pearce and the goals that came in a spate

to all those crossing the bridge

and those up in the air

to those on their own 

and those way down there

to dark thoughts of failure

and to emerging to light

to long years of danger

to a long way from fright

to those on the ferries crossing high seas

and those on foot can do as they please

to legs bandy, crooked and long

to those on frees or going for a song

to Sun Jihai and the times that we had

to Alf Grey and Clattenburg and everything sad

to shaking your head and saying that's it

to coming next week and feeling a tit

to Maine Road puddles and Etihad baize

where frogs did swim and GOATS graze

to the steps of the Kippax, our ancestral home

to wherever is next that we shall roam

to Nathan Ake and all that is cheap

to Haaland and Daley for pockets more deep

to the staff that prepare and the reserves that wait

to those of us struggling not to be late

to the Kippax loos

to the scoreboard fuse

to the Main Stand roof

and to the Swales truth

to Loftus Road kebabs and Coventry baps

to the girls that ate them and to the chaps

to Julian Alvarez and Stevie Kinsey

to scoring made easy in off the shinsy

to all those that worshipped in old St Mark's church

and to those whose adulation from Gorton did lurch

to Hyde Road and beyond 

to balls that cross lines and to those that don't

to goals that will be given and others that won't

to the long legs of John Stones

and to the skills that he hones

to Sporting Intelligence and the Talksport phones

to drip doctors sorting poor Samir affliction

to all those nursing a bit of an addiction

to Rodney and Bojinov and the parties we had

to the fireworks and the allergies that made us feel bad





to hearing the roar as you walk down the road

to the beat of your heart that couldn't be slowed

to those driving the bus and those not on the drink

to those sipping their way over the brink

to Belmadi and Abdoun, Djamel on both counts

to Ousmane Dabo who with Joey did flounce

to those that holler and those that cry

to those that snigger and look to the sky

to divine intervention and the lap of the Gods

to playing time out and hating the sods

to Ken Barnes and Earl Barrett

to Beckfords and Alex and all of their kin

who fought their corner despite colour of skin

to the Bowyers and the Boyers

and to the original sin

to standing and staring

to slumped in disblief

to the scorers and the passers and the work of the thief

to burgers and bangers and things wrapped in bread

to all those who saw City about to be dead

to Wembley and Porto and places of esteem

to Vienna and Manchester, the cream of the cream

to all those still here

to all going strong

to all those who fear

the going to be long

to W Meredith who kicked up a storm

and big Tommy Johnson who never lost form

to Joe Mercer's aces, young and in prime

to managers and coaches out of their time

to Redmond and Moulden and Crompton and Scott

and the day versus Huddersfield when the goals did not stop

to those that waved bananas and didn't give a toss

to Shinton and Robinson and big David Cross

to comb-over Swales, the merchant of gloom

to demos and mobs and harbingers of doom 

to good days and rough days and days that end sad

to all those that came despite being called mad

to those with style and those with a riposte

to the lads wearing Fred Perry and those in Lacoste 

to those ripping it up and those fast asleep

to the experts that gave us not one little peep

to those at Wembley to see United fall

to all who answered the blue clarion call

to those in Turkey who are breaking the banks

with understanding others still owed some thanks

to doubles and trebles and dreams in the night

to troubles and bubbles and things that take fright

to UEFA and CAS and those FA bigwigs

a figo for that if you like figs

to those in customs and stuck in a queue

to those that vote Brexit in spite of the view

to Alty and Sale and stops in between

to all of the places we've ever seen

to the Men in Black at Colleen's gate

to the maestro wearing the eternal number 8

to vodka chasers and Malibu and cokes

to Georgio Kinkladze those different strokes

to Danny Hoekman and Stanley Bowles

to all those sardines that still swim in shoals

to Charvet and Sibierski and all things French

to Neil Custis placing Foden on the subs bench

to those in ticket queues in the rain

circling the North Stand in endless pain




to the teams that we played when we were shite

and the grand masters now that have to take flight

to Northampton and Gillingham where we packed out

to Bayern and Schalke where we now shout

to Peter Gardner and the Evening News

to every scribe who gave us our dues

to all those who saw Darius score

to those that could have done with a little bit more

to Ruben Dias, whose mam and dad

are happy and gay and not always sad

to Steve McManaman and his pointy arm

to all of his shots that did absolutely no harm

to Inchy Heath and Marky Ward

to tiny people who never scored

to chunky strikers and whispy wingers

to Gary Megson's midfield zingers

To Burnden Park and White Hart Lane

to the day we score at Spurs again

to Boniek and to Messi and to all in between

to the gloss and the glamour that gives sheen

to Eidos and Phillips and Brother and Saab,

to every Guardian writer who offered a barb

to those wearing blue trilbies on public roads

to chippy teas, curries and food that explodes

to those that sing and those that moan

to those for whom time really has flown

to the fanzine sellers and the music makers

to the go-getters, the movers, the shakers.

to Thaksin and Kaldoon and men from afar

to free chicken satay and the blessed early bar

to Kyle Walker and the goalkeeper's glove

and to blessed Rodri, when push came to shove

to the Istanbul crossbar strong and stout

and to all those still able to shout

To to all those who breathe and weep

and live and sleep

Manchester City FC

to all those who dared believe one day the sun would shine;

You played your part. Now all is fine 


【fin】

 




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